I am at best offensive and provocative. Aspiring coroner, current bartender, professional weirdo. California born, moved to Chicago.
I drink so much water, why am I still sad?
This cat is prettier than me and I’m pissed
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“The common street scene to the people who live near Mount Fuji”
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Just a ghost. NBD.
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